Fruitcake?

It'll get rid of carrots, too!

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Carrot-Fruit-Ring-2/Detail.aspx

Edit:  So far so good.  Baked it in two loaf pans for about 75 minutes (much less than the suggested time), and even got it out of the pans without breaking it.  Now to see how it tastes...